Powlett St
Date: 27th February 2007
Time: 6:20pm
Place: Cnr Powlett St and Wellington Parade, East Melbourne
Car: Early 00's blue Toyota Echo, or similar.
Driver: Male, Early-Mid 30s, balding.
Reaction: Profanities.
Tard Rating: 7/10
Most days I ride through the MCG and up to Wellington Parade and wait at the lights to cross, then ride up Powlett St. It's safer than trying to ride up Punt Road.
So a girl and I are sitting at the lights, and I'm checking out her fine ass, then the lights go green - and here you always get people who are impatient, or don't bother looking when turning right from Powlett St into Wellington Parade - so this tard doesn't wait for me to cross, he just picks the gap between me and miss fine ass in front of me, nearly taking out my front tyre.
After proceeding to yell "OI! Fuckwiiiiiiit" - and attracting the attention of half of East Melbourne - Ms Thang in front of me says "Geez some people are arseholes aren't they?"
Time: 6:20pm
Place: Cnr Powlett St and Wellington Parade, East Melbourne
Car: Early 00's blue Toyota Echo, or similar.
Driver: Male, Early-Mid 30s, balding.
Reaction: Profanities.
Tard Rating: 7/10
Most days I ride through the MCG and up to Wellington Parade and wait at the lights to cross, then ride up Powlett St. It's safer than trying to ride up Punt Road.
So a girl and I are sitting at the lights, and I'm checking out her fine ass, then the lights go green - and here you always get people who are impatient, or don't bother looking when turning right from Powlett St into Wellington Parade - so this tard doesn't wait for me to cross, he just picks the gap between me and miss fine ass in front of me, nearly taking out my front tyre.
After proceeding to yell "OI! Fuckwiiiiiiit" - and attracting the attention of half of East Melbourne - Ms Thang in front of me says "Geez some people are arseholes aren't they?"
posted by Dave at 9:00 AM
1 Comments:
that chick sounds great! hopefully you see her again.
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